Coffee In a rush to work one morning, a cutomer pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food restaurant and ordered some coffee. Because he was in a hurry, he asked them to put a couple of ice cubes in the coffee so it would cool down more quickly and would be able drink it faster.
He pulled up and sat there at the pick-up window for quite a few minutes all the while wondering where they had to go to pick the coffee beans!
A frustrated teenager finally came up to the window and said, "I'm sorry for the delay, but the ice you wanted in your coffee keeps melting!"
(it's supposed to be a joke - - - but I can see it actually happening!)
