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« on: March 18, 2008, 01:10:53 AM »
     
     
Just try this experiment. Put your dog and your husband in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you? whistle
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 01:15:40 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 01:53:23 AM »
Good one. I think the question is, who would WE be happy to see? Depends on whether my DH has felt the need to explain EVERYthing to me and question EVERYthing I do! crazy tongue Plus, the dog never misses the toilet or leaves the seat up! laughing
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 06:08:46 AM »
Quote from: leisa10 on March 18, 2008, 01:53:23 AM
Good one. I think the question is, who would WE be happy to see? Depends on whether my DH has felt the need to explain EVERYthing to me and question EVERYthing I do! crazy tongue Plus, the dog never misses the toilet or leaves the seat up! laughing


oh boy dont get me started on that.  laughing  Between the two boys and my darling  crazy tongue  husband I feel like throwing some cheerios in the toliet and saying try to hit that ok!!!!... Is that to much to ask. 
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2008, 08:00:57 AM »
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           Your true friends can be counted on one hand and my true friend is my sister

           and I can tell her anything and ask her anything.It will go no farther.Judy is my ROCK. headbang

           I have one more friend and she stands by me no matter what and her name is Sugar. laughing

           Friends are few and far between,I know because it hurts when you thought you had

           a friend and come to find out you didn't.Friends sometimes are better to you than family,

           but who is really your friend afterall?                                                                                   Waving
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2008, 11:39:13 AM »
Quote from: 3mnkids1 on March 18, 2008, 06:08:46 AM
Quote from: leisa10 on March 18, 2008, 01:53:23 AM
Good one. I think the question is, who would WE be happy to see? Depends on whether my DH has felt the need to explain EVERYthing to me and question EVERYthing I do! crazy tongue Plus, the dog never misses the toilet or leaves the seat up! laughing


oh boy dont get me started on that.  laughing  Between the two boys and my darling  crazy tongue  husband I feel like throwing some cheerios in the toliet and saying try to hit that ok!!!!... Is that to much to ask. 

You gotta train them!! My husband might not be the best husband, but he knows better then to pee on the toilet.

When I met him, I used to go to his house, and all the men in his family would pee all over the tiolet seats. Sooooo gross. So over and over I would whine, about it. Finally after we had my daughter, I said would you want her butt on the seat where you pee all over. He stopped peeing on the seat after that. 

lol hmmmm now if I can only get my daughter to wipe, and flush the toilet. Ew yucky, at least she is only 4.
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2008, 06:10:08 PM »
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           Hey guys I thought this was who is really your best friend?
            I don't have a man to pee on my tolit,Thank God. laughing
           He needs to be taught a thing ot two,don't you think? laughing
           You know if he had to clean it up he would hit the tolit. laughing             Waving
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2008, 11:59:41 PM »
 laughing  yep mine was acting like he should have a medal over the weekend because he did some laundry and it really rubbed the wrong way. so of course I blew up and told him when he starts cleaning around the toilet every single day he can have a pat on the back till then he needed to shut up.... only I said it mean.  laughing
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