A Trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds
down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door.. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, & you're losing some
of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi,
my name is Heather, & you're losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up & races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Missouri & I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

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