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« on: September 02, 2007, 09:36:46 AM »

 As a trucker in Wisconsin stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She
> jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The
> trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and
you are
> losing some of you load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down
the
> street.
>
> When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches
up. She
> jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker
> lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly,
> "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his
> head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
>
> At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the
> blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The
trucker
> lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you
are
> losing some of your load!"
>
> When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
next light.
> When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back
> to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
says. "Hi,
> my name is Kevin, it is winter and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!!"
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2007, 09:38:54 AM »

 laughing cheers crazy tongue
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2007, 11:03:28 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2007, 01:04:48 PM »

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