ping1970
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Don't go into a battle of the brains unarmed...
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« on: September 02, 2007, 09:36:46 AM » |
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As a trucker in Wisconsin stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She > jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The > trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are > losing some of you load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the > street. > > When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She > jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker > lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, > "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his > head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. > > At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the > blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker > lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are > losing some of your load!" > > When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. > When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back > to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says. "Hi, > my name is Kevin, it is winter and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!!" >
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