Here we go...
Yo mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat by everybody.
Yo mama so fat, she got a naked pic of Chef Boyardee in her wallet.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
Yo mama so hairy, her boobs look like coconuts.
Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took a pic of HER.
Yo mama so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so stupid, when the computer said press any key to continue, she kept looking for the "any" key.
Yo mama so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
No offense to anybody, it's all in good fun! Come on guys, let's have your yo mama, yo husband, yo kid, etc jokes.
