STIMULAS REBATE SCHEDULE

[ping1970]

STIMULAS REBATE SCHEDULE ~ Just in case you didn't know!

Last two SSN digits: Payments will be transmitted no later than:
00 through 20 May 2
21 through 75 May 9
76 through 99 May 16


PAPER CHECK
Last two SSN digits: Payments will be mailed no later than:
00 through 09 May 16
10 through 18 May 23
19 through 25 May 30
26 through 38 June 6
39 through 51 June 13
52 through 63 June 20
64 through 75 June 27
76 through 87 July 4
88 through 99 July 11

 

[completelyme]

UGH! I hate the waiting game. We need ours like people need oxygen!

 

[lidarkside]

...and if you did a joint tax return are they going to average out the last two numbers of each social security number! :scratch: :laughing:

 

[ping1970]

...and if you did a joint tax return are they going to average out the last two numbers of each social security number! :scratch: :laughing:

Yep! And they are going to hire a whole bunch of people to do the math for them, because you know that would be hard to figure...plus, the government is alway looking to waste our tax money on stuff that doesn't make sense.

There goes any hope of any of us getting a rebate next year!!

 

[completelyme]

...and if you did a joint tax return are they going to average out the last two numbers of each social security number! :scratch: :laughing:

Good question!!

Tell me you're just messing with me :laughing:

I can't even begin to imagine....

How DO they decide that? :scratch:

 

[lidarkside]

Yep! And they are going to hire a whole bunch of people to do the math for them, because you know that would be hard to figure...plus, the government is alway looking to waste our tax money on stuff that doesn't make sense.

There goes any hope of any of us getting a rebate next year!!

Wait a minute! I forgot! Our children's social security numbers are on the return too! So, that's four numbers to average together! :laughing:

Notice how The Man has corporate america already there to help us spend that money! opcorn:

 

[3mnkids1]

from the IRS website . For joint filers, the payments will go out based on the person listed first on the return...

 

[completelyme]

from the IRS website . For joint filers, the payments will go out based on the person listed first on the return...

AH!! Just as we thought. Hoped for as well!

 

[lidarkside]

from the IRS website . For joint filers, the payments will go out based on the person listed first on the return...

Isn't that discrimination? :scratch:

 

[ping1970]

from the IRS website . For joint filers, the payments will go out based on the person listed first on the return...

Isn't that discrimination? :scratch:

Time for a frivolous lawsuit? :headbang:

 

[lidarkside]

Time for a frivolous lawsuit? :headbang:

Absolutely! I better go get some coffee at McDonald's for good measure!

 

[ping1970]

Time for a frivolous lawsuit? :headbang:

Absolutely! I better go get some coffee at McDonald's for good measure!

Nah...McDonald's is smarter than the government. They put warnings right on the coffee cup now ~lol. Just in case you don't know...contents are hot!!

 

[lidarkside]

Nah...McDonald's is smarter than the government. They put warnings right on the coffee cup now ~lol. Just in case you don't know...contents are hot!!

Ha! I don't even drink coffee! :tongue2: I'll make sure someone behind the counter spills some on me!

 

[ping1970]

Nah...McDonald's is smarter than the government. They put warnings right on the coffee cup now ~lol. Just in case you don't know...contents are hot!!

Ha! I don't even drink coffee! :tongue2: I'll make sure someone behind the counter spills some on me!

Smarter than the average bear :laughing: I don't drink coffee either ~ love the smell, but hate the taste!

 

[inthesticks]

Smarter than the average bear :laughing: I don't drink coffee either ~ love the smell, but hate the taste!
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Ping...I also do not drink coffee because of the taste! :wave: It is so bitter to me, and I would have to have so much cream and sugar in it...I might as well drink hot Chocolate Sweepstakes & Giveaways or a soda. But the smell...wow! :crazytongue: Wonderful to smell brewing coffee. I used to really enjoy my mom's percolator when I was a kid. As that coffee percolated, I would sit and watch the coffee shoot up into the little glass "capsule" on top of the percolator...and listen to the sound it made. The smell of coffee got stronger and stronger..... opcorn:

Oh and btw...my tax stimulus rebate was deposited into my checking account Friday, and I'm busy spending it. :laughing:

 

[tharedhead]

Sticks, have you tried McDonald's iced coffee yet (comes in vanilla, hazelnut and plain) its surprisingly good. opcorn:

 

[lidarkside]

Smarter than the average bear :laughing: I don't drink coffee either ~ love the smell, but hate the taste!

...and it gives you poo_ breath afterwards! :tongue2:

 

[completelyme]

LMAO!! You guys are hilarious! Especially you, sticks! :laughing:

I like the ole slip, fall, and sue idea. I make the kids break stuff at the store and then make them run through it. Or when hubby and I are bike riding, I'll make him ride into the path of an oncoming car. I ought to write a book :laughing:

 

[miki]

from the IRS website . For joint filers, the payments will go out based on the person listed first on the return...

Isn't that discrimination? :scratch:

:laughing: Discrimination or not, I am happy about that. My hubby's numbers come way before mine. We are getting a paper check. I heard through the IRS grapevine that they are ahead of schedule and checks could come earlier than shown. Let's hope that is true!

 

[gorgor]

...and it gives you poo_ breath afterwards! :tongue2:

Maybe I shouldn't ask this but...

how do you know what poo breath smells like??? When someone told you to "eat shoot" once, you didn't take them literal... DID YOU???? :tongue2: