leisa10
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A cocky State Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with
an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm
for a possible new road".
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field".
The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State
Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go
wherever I wish on farm land".
So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard
loud screams and saw the State Highways employee running for the
fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was
madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on
the employee at every step!!
The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"
:smt037 :smt030
an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm
for a possible new road".
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field".
The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State
Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go
wherever I wish on farm land".
So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard
loud screams and saw the State Highways employee running for the
fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was
madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on
the employee at every step!!
The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"
:smt037 :smt030