Ignorance of the day

miki

miki

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Anyone else do something completely stupid and wasteful today? I did! Let's see, I dumped an entire large container of Foldgers coffee (used maybe twice) on the kitchen floor and then later I dropped a bag of frozen burritos on the floor and the bag busted open. I was able to save those but, of course I couldn't save the coffee. What a waste....I was so clumbsy today (sp?)
 
I dropped some Little Smokies beef sausages on the floor a couple of days ago. Very easy to fix though-I just opened the back door and went "here kitty"-cleaned up in seconds! :popcorn:
 
Ugh, Miki. Sorry about the coffee. Hope it wasn't the gourmet selections and just the regular Folgers.

Upon waking and seeing the hubster off to work, I lit the wrong end of my cigarette. Yesterday, I had left my lighter in the car and didn't feel like getting it so I lit my cig on the stove, singeing off the eyelashes of my left eye. Well, down to the nubs. That ought to make me particularly pretty :laughing:
 
completelyme said:
. Yesterday, I had left my lighter in the car and didn't feel like getting it so I lit my cig on the stove, singeing off the eyelashes of my left eye. Well, down to the nubs. That ought to make me particularly pretty :laughing:
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If that was not a gas stove, I know a good neurologist.... :error:
 
completelyme said:
Ugh, Miki. Sorry about the coffee. Hope it wasn't the gourmet selections and just the regular Folgers.

Upon waking and seeing the hubster off to work, I lit the wrong end of my cigarette. Yesterday, I had left my lighter in the car and didn't feel like getting it so I lit my cig on the stove, singeing off the eyelashes of my left eye. Well, down to the nubs. That ought to make me particularly pretty :laughing:
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maybe it's god's way of saying you need to quit smoking :whistle: :whistle:

Red, at least you don't have a fox who brings home live bunnies to play with. And then can't understand why they won't be friends with him.

stupid vegetarian fox :laughing:
 
gorgor said:
completelyme said:
Ugh, Miki. Sorry about the coffee. Hope it wasn't the gourmet selections and just the regular Folgers.

Upon waking and seeing the hubster off to work, I lit the wrong end of my cigarette. Yesterday, I had left my lighter in the car and didn't feel like getting it so I lit my cig on the stove, singeing off the eyelashes of my left eye. Well, down to the nubs. That ought to make me particularly pretty :laughing:
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maybe it's god's way of saying you need to quit smoking :whistle: :whistle:

Red, at least you don't have a fox who brings home live bunnies to play with. And then can't understand why they won't be friends with him.

stupid vegetarian fox :laughing:
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Would buddha have singed off my eyelashes? :scratch:
 
completelyme said:
Would buddha have singed off my eyelashes? :scratch:
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ROFLMAO.

Buddha isn't a god so you can't blame him :headbang:

and it's NOT Karma. I hate when folks blame Karma without a clue what it is. :cussing: :nono: :error: :laughing:

David tried to open a 5 pound package of pasta a few weeks ago.... and it all went on the floor.

I told him it was the gods saying you are not suppose to eat dry pasta and only use fresh pasta.

For some reason, he smacked me. :whistle:
 
What about nude sunbathing WITH sunscreen and still getting burned ta tas? and who's responsible for the toilet paper being put on under instead of over when i clearly put it on the spindle as over?

Some entity is absolutely, positively responsible for the pasta mishaps! Every time I open a bag or box of pasta it ends up on the floor. But it's not my face getting smacked when I bend over to pick it up :whistle:

And on that note I just spilled coffee while attempting to open a bag of Dunkin Donuts coffee. Miki is definately responsible for that one! :cussing:
 
completelyme said:
What about nude sunbathing WITH sunscreen and still getting burned ta tas? and who's responsible for the toilet paper being put on under instead of over when i clearly put it on the spindle as over?

Some entity is absolutely, positively responsible for the pasta mishaps! Every time I open a bag or box of pasta it ends up on the floor. But it's not my face getting smacked when I bend over to pick it up :whistle:

And on that note I just spilled coffee while attempting to open a bag of Dunkin Donuts coffee. Miki is definately responsible for that one! :cussing:
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OH SURE.. Blame poor Miki! lol.

I can sunbath in the nude. Living on a farm with over 1000 acres, I can pretty much do what I want as long as the kids are in school. lol.

At least he didn't spill a 20 pound bag of rice like SOMEONE I know.... ahem.. me... :whistle:
 
gorgor said:
completelyme said:
What about nude sunbathing WITH sunscreen and still getting burned ta tas? and who's responsible for the toilet paper being put on under instead of over when i clearly put it on the spindle as over?

Some entity is absolutely, positively responsible for the pasta mishaps! Every time I open a bag or box of pasta it ends up on the floor. But it's not my face getting smacked when I bend over to pick it up :whistle:

And on that note I just spilled coffee while attempting to open a bag of Dunkin Donuts coffee. Miki is definately responsible for that one! :cussing:
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OH SURE.. Blame poor Miki! lol.

I can sunbath in the nude. Living on a farm with over 1000 acres, I can pretty much do what I want as long as the kids are in school. lol.

At least he didn't spill a 20 pound bag of rice like SOMEONE I know.... ahem.. me... :whistle:
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I've done the spilled rice thing as well. It's definately worse! Passing up a convo on the sunbathing :laughing: It's already 85, the kids are @ football practice, and I have 2.5 hours to myself :whistle: But I will add...it's not as cute as the girls @ the "club" when I hose myself down :booty"
 
completelyme said:
What about nude sunbathing WITH sunscreen and still getting burned ta tas? and who's responsible for the toilet paper being put on under instead of over when i clearly put it on the spindle as over?

Some entity is absolutely, positively responsible for the pasta mishaps! Every time I open a bag or box of pasta it ends up on the floor. But it's not my face getting smacked when I bend over to pick it up :whistle:

And on that note I just spilled coffee while attempting to open a bag of Dunkin Donuts coffee. Miki is definately responsible for that one! :cussing:
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I hate that. Everyone knows it goes on over right? :laughing: ok, shower curtain in or out? out of course.

Back to topic. I had a day like this a couple of weeks ago. I havent had any mishaps since then. I bought plastic bowls,cups and plates. ha ha.. cant break those. :whistle:
 
You all are so funny. :laughing:

Completelyme, I have lit the wrong end of a ciggy many times and would just cut that part off. Haven't lost my eyelashes from a stove yet but, I tend to burn my arms, hands or whatever else I can burn when cooking. I don't know what it is, I always get burnt no matter how careful I am. :scratch:

Pssst, I learned the best way to clean these messes up is with the hose on your vacuum, just don't do it while your SO is in the room with you. :whistle:
 
At least rice is better than sugar...I hate spilling sugar ~ that is the hardest stuff to get up ever! And no matter how hard I try to get it up, some how I will miss a spot and one of my kids will spill water there making a paste ~ happens every time!
 
Hey Ping Pong :wave: I spilled sugar a little while ago while filling up my sugar bowl. Not much but enough to make me cuss. At least it was on the counter and not the floor.

Yep, the vacuum hose even gets up ants :laughing: I seem to have a slight ant problem in the boys' bathroom.

Shower curtain is always out so it stays dry while the liner is always in so it doesn't drip on the floor. Hubby will be missing some fingers if I find the curtain in again. I broke the handle for the cold water in our shower so I've been using the boys' shower. Our shower has sliding doors which should ALWAYS remain shut.

My MIL would always folds the top sheet of our toilet paper into a point when she'd come over. I really hate her good :laughing:
 
I have a thing about toilet paper also...it has to go over. Why people don't understand this I don't understand!
 
Toilet paper over, otherwise you have to spin spin spin it until you can find the end.

Nude sunbathing - sounds fun but absolutely not considering all my neighbors. Heck I would be afraid of scaring away the FedEx man on the day when he actually have something for me lol.

Lit the wrong end of a cig more times than I can count, and I lit one once right after appling a bunch of hairspay and like a flash all my hair caught fire. Did not do too much damage luckily but boy the smell is horrible.

The other day I was making a big old dish of that mexican dip for a party, you know the one with the chili, cheese, beans etc. Well taking it out of the oven it slipped out of my hands and hit the floor just right so that it splattered EVERYWHERE. My husband heard the noise and came running into the kitchen and absolutely could not believe his eyes. It was covering almost half the kithen, chili cheese goop dripping down the walls, all over the stove, some even splattered the ceiling. So dressed for the party I am frantic trying to clean it up before we had to run out the door. By the time I was able to get back to cleaning up the mess it had dried and now it could take me a week of scrubbing to get it all off :cry:.
 
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