Im a klutz

3mnkids1

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I was trying to talk on the phone, drink some coffee and sit down all at the same time. I missed the chair and fell flat on my behind and back. :laughing: omg!! it hurts. scrapped my elbow up. its bleeding. And my back. oh boy!! it hurts. I have got to start being my careful. I dropped the phone and spilled my coffee but held onto the coffee cup. imagine that. :scratch: any klutz's here besides me? Is that how ya spell klutz? :scratch:
 
You poor thing. I hope you put some medacine on that boo boo lol.

I am mainly a klutz around that time of the month. Sorry guys. I tend to knock things over during that time. :cry:
 
I take it the hot coffee didn't burn ya when it spilled out?

I've done things like that before so your not alone in being a klutz!
 
I have always been pretty steady, but a year or so ago I was stepping out of the bathtub and slipped ~ half in and half out of the tub!! I had several bruises in places that you should never have bruises in. I had to crawl out of the bathroom to make sure that I was okay. I was scared to death that I had broken my leg and would have to call 9-1-1 and have them come and pick up my naked butt!! How embarrassing :error:
 
You poor thing. I hope you put some medacine on that boo boo lol.

I am mainly a klutz around that time of the month. Sorry guys. I tend to knock things over during that time. :cry:

3mnkids1 - you are NOT alone - ever since I hurt my back & gained weight (I used to be a skinny/bony/tall one) It's like i don't know my body anymore!!! :nono:

And like cinphi - that once a month time, I'm a TOTAL klutz!!! :crazytongue: :laughing:
 
Whats so funny is I got alot of A** to be missing the seat. :laughing: Im happy to know its not just me.





I have always been pretty steady, but a year or so ago I was stepping out of the bathtub and slipped ~ half in and half out of the tub!! I had several bruises in places that you should never have bruises in. I had to crawl out of the bathroom to make sure that I was okay. I was scared to death that I had broken my leg and would have to call 9-1-1 and have them come and pick up my naked butt!! How embarrassing :error:

I know I shouldnt laugh but Its kinda hard not to get a mental picture. :laughing: That would be embarrassing
 
I highly recommend the after-sun stuff that has the lidocaine and aloe vera in it for nasty scrapes, (after you clean it out well), it takes a lot of the soreness out of it and the aloe helps it heal quick. Plus if you put on a good coating and let it dry, it works almost like a bandaid. Noxzema is a good soother too, though I use that more for chafing and burns, including sunburn. Plus, you can usually find a generic of Noxzema at the dollar store that works just as well as name brand. Yes, I am that much of a klutz that I have all kinds of home first aid tricks! :laughing:


My best klutz moment:

I was carrying one of my cats around, he likes to look out the window with me. I went to turn around to set him down, lost my balance a bit, and bumped hard into a shelf that has these glass antique penny candy jars on it. What a racket!! Well, it spooked the cat so bad that he reached up and sunk a claw into my ear, right into that ridge that is in the middle of your ear. He is a big cat, a 16 pound black Persian, and he was literally HANGING off my ear by that one claw, and was STUCK. No one else was home to help me, and it took awhile to extract the cat from my ear, and to my horror I found blood pouring down my neck. The reason why he was stuck was that the claw had sunk into the cartilage!! I literally had this split open flap there!! :cry:

They couldn't stitch it, they had to use surgical glue and steri-strips to cobble my ear back together after the bleeding finally stopped. Lucky for me I didn't get an infection!! Needless to say I don't pick my cats up near that shelf anymore!! :laughing:
 
I highly recommend the after-sun stuff that has the lidocaine and aloe vera in it for nasty scrapes, (after you clean it out well), it takes a lot of the soreness out of it and the aloe helps it heal quick. Plus if you put on a good coating and let it dry, it works almost like a bandaid. Noxzema is a good soother too, though I use that more for chafing and burns, including sunburn. Plus, you can usually find a generic of Noxzema at the dollar store that works just as well as name brand. Yes, I am that much of a klutz that I have all kinds of home first aid tricks! :laughing:


My best klutz moment:

I was carrying one of my cats around, he likes to look out the window with me. I went to turn around to set him down, lost my balance a bit, and bumped hard into a shelf that has these glass antique penny candy jars on it. What a racket!! Well, it spooked the cat so bad that he reached up and sunk a claw into my ear, right into that ridge that is in the middle of your ear. He is a big cat, a 16 pound black Persian, and he was literally HANGING off my ear by that one claw, and was STUCK. No one else was home to help me, and it took awhile to extract the cat from my ear, and to my horror I found blood pouring down my neck. The reason why he was stuck was that the claw had sunk into the cartilage!! I literally had this split open flap there!! :cry:

They couldn't stitch it, they had to use surgical glue and steri-strips to cobble my ear back together after the bleeding finally stopped. Lucky for me I didn't get an infection!! Needless to say I don't pick my cats up near that shelf anymore!! :laughing:

ouch!! That sounds really painful. 16lbs is huge. does it look like this?
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I'm such a klutz too. I always fall going up and going down the steps. My stepdad calls me "Grace"... because I don't have any!!! :laughing:
 
3mnkids1 - LMAO!!! WOW!! Awesome "Priceless" Pic - What a huge kitty!!
He's not quite there, but he's working on it... However he has looking extremely annoyed down to a T... :laughing:

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Oh, and here's another "Priceless" pic that might give ya a laugh -

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:laughing: love the pics. Your cat looks ticked off. :) We have hijacked this thread. I started it so Its ok. :crazytongue: I have pics of my kids with underwear on their head. :nono:

I love this cat pic.
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I love the one with the little white kitty that says ~ the voices are telling me to kill you!

I can't post pictures ~don't know how
 
Oh dear---I love the pic of the black cat posted by Celticbiker. If a picture speaks a thousand words then this picture says "Leave me alone" That's usually what I look like on Monday mornings
 
3mnkids1 - Love the pic!!! LOL! Guess things did get a bit derailed, huh? :laughing: Mr. Pyewacky almost always sports the grumpy look, unless you are feeding him something he likes! :crazytongue:

ping1970 - you can go to www.photobucket.com sign up for a free account, and load photos on to your photobucket page right from your hard drive on your computer. Just click the little upload link in your account once you register and it will let you browse your computer for pics and put them into your photobucket page. Under each pic you have on your photobucket account, there will be several links ready made for you. Just cut and paste the bottom one that says IMG code right into your post here, and then your pic will be in your post. Works good for selling stuff on eBay, too.


Oh dear---I love the pic of the black cat posted by Celticbiker. If a picture speaks a thousand words then this picture says "Leave me alone" That's usually what I look like on Monday mornings

LOL!! Yeah, my cats kind of universally do that! "Grrr! Here comes mom with the camera again!" Here's another annoyed kitty of mine!

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