mean spam.....

tiffandrock

tiffandrock

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Ok seriously, how many times do I need to know I'm fat>?>

I keep getting an email that in the subject line says: "This is why your fat!"

And then its selling some weight loss secret..

I'm starting to really get mad at some of this spam stuff. :cussing:
 
Well, I'm just confused on whether I need a breast enlargement or my male parts enlarged. Evidently someone thinks I need both! :laughing:
 
well after I collect all my millions from the uk im gonna buy really cheap rolex watches that can wear when I go to the doctor to see about my problem with erectile dysfunction.
 
3mnkids1 said:
well after I collect all my millions from the uk im gonna buy really cheap rolex watches that can wear when I go to the doctor to see about my problem with erectile dysfunction.
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You mean you didn't already win??? :scratch: That's the only one I'm sure to win & I don't even enter! :laughing:
 
:laughing: I don't have a penis but they can make mine 3 inches larger!! :whistle: Make me last longer! If I lasted any longer I'd never sleep. :sleepy: Make my breasts larger, you got to be kidding! Another cup size and I'll tip over! :laughing:
Now if they could help me make these types of emails just go away, they would have something I might want! :popcorn:
 
My sister got one of those "make your male appendage bigger!" spams when she was annoyed at her husband.

She sent them this hysterical email back about how she didn't need one, she had a d!ck in her bed already.

And yes, she was aware that it showed that email address was real but it was "so worth it" according to her.

I wonder if anyone read it. lol :laughing:

tlpounds said:
Well, I'm just confused on whether I need a breast enlargement or my male parts enlarged. Evidently someone thinks I need both! :laughing:
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And none of that is really mean spam, OP..

wanna know REAL mean spam??? :scratch:

A subject saying "Congratulations! You won!"

and you open it and find a "you didn't win the real prize but here is a 5% discount!!!!"


yes I did get one of those with about 2000 exclamation points after the 5% discount. Oh yippee. :nono:
 
I've already reached my limit of 500 blocked addresses...months ago! I hate that I have to report 50-100 a day for spam because I don't know if they just roll over the already blocked addresses or just don't get blocked anymore period.

I got extremely pissed at one the other day. I thought it was a legitimate email but come to find out after opening it I had won the dutch lottery. I was pissed for opening it and pissed that they confused me. I replied that they must know I know they're full of chit or else they wouldn't have cleverly disguised the email. I also informed them that I am extremely hormonal and will be for another 3 days and if they ever send me another lying a$$ email like that again I will hunt them down and chop them to bits. I'm still waiting on a reply.
 
completelyme said:
I've already reached my limit of 500 blocked addresses...months ago! I hate that I have to report 50-100 a day for spam because I don't know if they just roll over the already blocked addresses or just don't get blocked anymore period.

I got extremely pissed at one the other day. I thought it was a legitimate email but come to find out after opening it I had won the dutch lottery. I was pissed for opening it and pissed that they confused me. I replied that they must know I know they're full of chit or else they wouldn't have cleverly disguised the email. I also informed them that I am extremely hormonal and will be for another 3 days and if they ever send me another lying a$$ email like that again I will hunt them down and chop them to bits. I'm still waiting on a reply.
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I like you!!! :laughing:
 
Thanks! I like you too! :love:

I wasn't quite that nice. I did say "chop your effing a$$ to bits you grimy muthatuckers so I'm kinda scared they might retaliate. I always read where people say not to reply to them because the spammer may be dangerous. All rational thinking went out the window when I realized I had been tricked into reading that email :laughing:
 
completelyme said:
Thanks! I like you too! :love:

I wasn't quite that nice. I did say "chop your effing a$$ to bits you grimy muthatuckers so I'm kinda scared they might retaliate. I always read where people say not to reply to them because the spammer may be dangerous. All rational thinking went out the window when I realized I had been tricked into reading that email :laughing:
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:hammer: Did that help?! :laughing: :crazytongue:
 
Oh gawd I love it!! Just as I pictured myself doing :laughing:

I've been up since 4:30am with cramps and a backache. My 6 year old had a nightmare someone was grabbing his face and he crawled in our bed @ 2am. Between him kicking me in my kidneys and hubby's farts I'm not exactly a ray of sunshine. Maybe I'll go check my email :laughing:
 
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