The Amazing Death predictor!

3mnkids1 said:
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php


tracey chambers: At age 54 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved. :cheers:

Please dont be offended. Its just a joke.
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Tiffany Losco: At age 39 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

This totally makes sense I love sleeping!!! lol. Rocky got the wierdest one. About him dying because aliens abducted him, and did a bunch of wierd experiments, and then dropped him off at a homeless shelter smelling of beer.
 
hmmm....

Michael Tsang: At age 73 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

I am a Tiger in th Chinese horoscope...


and since my darling husband use to be in the law field.. it' fits

david Tsang: At age 61 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

It's rather fun.. I put my sisters info in..

bitchy sis: At age 96 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.
 
:sunny: Wow this really is amazing.
Pamela Murphy: At age 103 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

People in my family tend to live into their 90 and up into over 100. I also love reality game shows!
Wonder if I will still be sitting here entering sweepstakes?? :scratch:
 
pmeek said:
People in my family tend to live into their 90 and up into over 100. I also love reality game shows!
Wonder if I will still be sitting here entering sweepstakes?? :scratch:
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until they pry your cold dead hands from the mouse, you'll be entering :whistle: :booty"
 
gorgor said:
pmeek said:
People in my family tend to live into their 90 and up into over 100. I also love reality game shows!
Wonder if I will still be sitting here entering sweepstakes?? :scratch:
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until they pry your cold dead hands from the mouse, you'll be entering :whistle: :booty"
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:crazytongue: It's probalby what is going to keep me going to 103. Gotta get in one more sweep....
 
pmeek said:
:crazytongue: It's probalby what is going to keep me going to 103. Gotta get in one more sweep....
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You sound like my husband :nono:

I have woken up in the middle of the night and he's not next to me... I know where he is. Oh I dont' worry about him watching porn, I have to get his butt OFF the computer and STOP SWEEPING.

It's all my sisters fault. She got him into sweeping because he was bored being a 'house husband.' She ruined him :cussing: :laughing:
 
Tammy Piper: At age 42 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much:laughing:
 
Margaret: At age 71 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies."

That is weird, Cin and I were just talking about this very subject. Moving antennas to get good reception, not adult late night movies. :meninblack:
 
NotDeadYet said:
Margaret: At age 71 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies."

That is weird, Cin and I were just talking about this very subject. Moving antennas to get good reception, not adult late night movies. :meninblack:
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I was waiting to see how you'd die. :laughing:

That's a good way to die. :cheers:
 
At age 55 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

LOL that was funny I don't have much time left.
 
NotDeadYet said:
Margaret: At age 71 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies."

That is weird, Cin and I were just talking about this very subject. Moving antennas to get good reception, not adult late night movies. :meninblack:
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That's hillarious and yes we were talking about antennas.
 
gorgor said:
cin said:
That's hillarious and yes we were talking about antennas.
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hmmm.. not trying to figure out how to get free service on dish, rigth?? :whistle:

A friend of mine use to set up Directv... I get it free :D
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LOL I actually forgot how we got on that topic. When we do talk it's usually about everything. But dang if I could get free cable that would be nice. I think we were just talking about the good old days.
 
cin said:
LOL I actually forgot how we got on that topic. When we do talk it's usually about everything. But dang if I could get free cable that would be nice. I think we were just talking about the good old days.
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The good ol' days.. porn and cable...

there is a story in there somewhere :meninblack: :meninblack: :whistle:
 
Nude? Nude? Nude :sunny:

Kate: At age 86 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.


(And I absolutely LOVE to go shopping.)

What a hoot :headbang:

Kate
 
Amy Shulkusky: At age 95 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Hmm, my youngest sis used to "lose" her pacifier ALL the time & I couldn't go out to play until we found the dang thing!!! :cussing:

So... if I DO go that way? You'll know who to blame, lmao!!! :crazytongue:
 
Ethel Mertz: At age 65 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

Vera Smith: At age 101 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

mechurchlady (antisocial): At age 95 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes

mechurchlady (social butterfly): At age 78 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.


since mom and me lived longer as antisocial, GET LOST PEOPLE.
 
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