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Subject: The Banister of life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only
expects
you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in
the
bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the
drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable Now, of course,
there's shipping and handling, too.
8.. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the
impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a
large trash can.
10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me
off.
I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."
11. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was
and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him
rabies
could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said,
"Will?
What
Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."
12. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
13. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never
point the wrong way.
I took out 1 and 2 because they werent really appropriate for here.
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only
expects
you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in
the
bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the
drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable Now, of course,
there's shipping and handling, too.
8.. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the
impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a
large trash can.
10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me
off.
I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."
11. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was
and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him
rabies
could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said,
"Will?
What
Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."
12. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
13. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never
point the wrong way.
I took out 1 and 2 because they werent really appropriate for here.
