An extremely shy and very modest man was in the hospital for a series of
tests, the last of which had left his digestive system upset. Upon making
several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided that the latest was another
false alarm, so he stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. Losing his presence
of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the
soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the
sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and
asked, "What was that all about?"
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Still staring down at his feet, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the
crap out of a ghost!"
tests, the last of which had left his digestive system upset. Upon making
several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided that the latest was another
false alarm, so he stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. Losing his presence
of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the
soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the
sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and
asked, "What was that all about?"
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Still staring down at his feet, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the
crap out of a ghost!"
