Heavy Sigh

jerzee64

jerzee64

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Another day, another UPS drive by. I hope he stops soon, I feel like a stalker when I hear the truck...lol. I'm sure there are plenty others out there in the same situation, so heres my wish that we all get to be on a first name basis with our delivery drivers. Good luck!
 
:laughing: I feel ya. I can hear them coming from a couple of blocks away. I think he is just playing with me. yeah let me drive down the street in front of the chambers house. maybe even slow down...... fooled ya.. :crazytongue:
 
We were sitting out on the front deck last Friday night, drinking some beers and grilling out with the neighbors. A Fedex van drove by on the road that crosses our road. I went stiff and then pulled myself together. Afterall, didn't want the neighbors wondering wth was wrong with me. I went back to chatting with my neighbor when it pulls onto our road! I stood up just in case the driver couldn't see our address on our mailbox. I then started waving :laughing: He honked and kept on driving :cussing: Neighbor lady was laughing and asked if I was expecting a package. If she only knew :laughing:
 
Yeah, it's gotten to where I can recognize the type of truck by the sound of the engine and brakes from downstairs.
Squeaky brake + hydraulic whoosh = garbage truck
Brakes sound like a foghorn = school bus
vroom pause vroom = mailman
diesel + sliding door = PACKAGES!!!!!!!!!!!
 
It could be worse. I arrive home from work tonight, UPS pulls up as I am on the stairs. I put my stuff on the rocker, excitedly turn around, my heart pounding, it's been so long! He's behind me on the porch! He hands me a package. I can't wait to rip into it. What is it. What could it be. I see the label and, wait for it...................... it's for the husband! :cussing: It was something for work! :cussing: I called him right up and demanded a divorce! :headbang: :laughing:
 
:laughing: yall are so funny.

Yea I go to my mailbox at least 5 times a day, maybe more. The good thing is its attached to my house. So I don't have to walk to far, just outside my porch.
I have hippie neighbors though. They always sit outside. And they look at me like I'm crazy, cause i look at the door so much. lol.
 
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A stalker – that gave me a belly laugh.
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You want to talk about making you sick...we had a UPS semi-truck pull up in front of our house. I don't know what I expected...a new car, new furniture or what but I got so excited. Yep, it was for the neighbor...and it was a pretty small package. Talk about the ultimate cruel joke ~ I can hear the sweep gods laughing at me still...
 
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