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completelyme said:
Ping-Jimmie kicking you out LMAO!! I have been feeling like that as well this past week. I've cut back on coffee and it's hard keeping motivated. Not hard getting motivated to sweep, though LOL This morning I made cinnamon rolls out of a can and hubby goes, "Can't wait to get to sweepin' can ya? I could have made cinnamon rolls from a can!" He went running before I could even turn around :laughing:
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He would if he wasn't so scared :laughing: I don't wanna do nothing...I haven't done my sweeps, I haven't cleaned my living room up, I haven't even loaded the dishwasher again. I made BBQ chicken and baked potatoes for Jimmie and Ashelyn and everything is still in the kitchen screaming my name ~lol!
 
Not been sweepin'??? That's blasphemy!! :nono:

Tell Ashelyn you wanna play a game. Tell her to see how fast she can clean the bar-b-q sauce out of the pan. Then tell her to see how long it takes her to load the dishwasher. If she says no, give her $10 :laughing:

I asked my oldest to scrape the plates and load the dishwasher today while I was cleaning the pans in the sink. He asked, "For how much?" I replied, "Your life!!"
 
Oh...I forgot to tell you...Ashelyn is the GOLDEN CHILD! I love her dearly, but Jimmie has her spoiled rotten...I would love to bust her butt really good a few more times! He just won't hardly let me get on to her...tells me that I am being "harsh" with her. I could chop off Travis and Caitlyn's heads and it's all good, but you don't mess with George!(Ashelyn's nickname!)

Caitlyn is 14 and should have to do more, but Ashelyn should have to do some. When I say something about her helping then he always brings up stuff that he knows that I won't let her do ~ like mow! We have a really steep yard and I have almost rolled the lawnmower, there is no way that my 10 year old daughter is getting on there...or my 14 year old daughter. I will let Caitlyn mow the flat part, but that is it! Ashelyn just isn't big enough to work a piece of equipment that can chop off pieces of her body, but she is plenty big enough to help with her room and laundry ~ oh...that felt good to get off my chest!
 
I haven't done my sweeps, I haven't cleaned my living room up, I haven't even loaded the dishwasher again.

Sounds like me, I haven't done anything today but watch movies. I watched a really good movie about morons/polygamy. Its called September Dawn. It was really interesting.
I was bored, and read the aol news about the cops taking all those women and children out of that one place. So when I did a search, that movie came up.

Hey I did get dressed today, and leave the house. My mom is back from her trip, so we went out to eat. Other then that, I really didn't do anything. So not motivated today. I'm really sad my spring break is over! :( :cry: back to work, gym, school, etc.
I don't wanna grow up waaahhhhh :cry:
 
I don't know what it is, guys. I woke up @ 4am and my body just wouldn't let me go back to sleep so I got up and cleaned LOL I've been planning this Sunday turkey dinner all week. I guess it reminded me of Thanksgiving and on Thanksgiving(and most holidays), I always cook and clean.

I just can't sit and relax. I tried sitting and watching Gladiator last night with hubby and couldn't do it. Bare-chested, hot man-meat Russell Crowe is on and I'm wondering what the hell to do with myself. So, I cleaned the boys' rooms.

Which brings me to my latest I'm embarrassed to admit...LOL

My boys aren't really made to do anything but take out the trash and do their homework. It's a combination of things, really. I've always been home with them, I'm used to things being cleaned MY way, me feeling like they're just kids and shouldn't be expected to clean toilets and mop floors. I don't work outside the home and I feel it's my way of giving back and also showing them I care about them by keeping a really clean home.

My oldest just started cutting the grass last summer. We have close to 3 acres with the property next door. Believe it or not he's been asking to cut the grass since he was 9 LOL We have a tractor which highly motivates him :laughing:

My oldest will do things when asked but he is always thinking how he can make a buck. Like when I asked him to scrape plates and load the dishes. We do pay him $10 a week for cutting the grass.

When the other children were drawing hopscotch and pics of their family in chalk on the sidewalk mine was drawing money signs I kid you not!
 
I dont have mine clean cuz im like completelyme that way. I like it done a certain way and they will just screw it up :laughing: My daugher is the only one who gets an allowance. She takes out the trash, feeds the dog, keeps her room clean and helps me out when I need it. The boys dont do anything . The oldest boy is the worse. I ask him to put his laundry away and I get to hear awwwwww... :cussing: :cussing: just do it! Its not like im asking him to beat it on a rock to wash it then dry it and hang it up or fold it. nooooo, all he has to do is put it away. big deal.
 
. The oldest boy is the worse. I ask him to put his laundry away and I get to hear awwwwww...

That sounds like me. When its time to do some cleaning, I say, "Awwwww man." Cleaning is so boring and hard work. :scratch:
 
tiffandrock said:
. The oldest boy is the worse. I ask him to put his laundry away and I get to hear awwwwww...

That sounds like me. When its time to do some cleaning, I say, "Awwwww man." Cleaning is so boring and hard work. :scratch:
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if ya stay on top of cleaning it isnt hard at all. If you would just spend half and hour a day it would stay clean. I like to clean. It relaxes me. well, as much as I can relax. When the house is messy It makes me crazy. Even if its a piece of lint on the floor. :laughing:
 
I'm embarrassed to admit that I'm selling gold jewelry I inherited to help pay for house renovations. There's so much to do, and I don't wear 3/4 of it.
 
sweepyhead said:
I'm embarrassed to admit that I'm selling gold jewelry I inherited to help pay for house renovations. There's so much to do, and I don't wear 3/4 of it.
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If I had gold jewerly I would probably do the same. I hate wearing jewerly, and anything so expensive I would hate to have around my house.
I guess thats why nobody has ever given me expensive jewerly. :laughing:
 
oh wait I take that back. My husband gave me engangement ring, then my mom paid for the wedding ring thing (that fits on it). So that was expensive.
I only wear it those on special occasions, because it doesn't fit my finger anymore. So I will wear it on a necklace.
 
Sweepyhead, I totally understand. Kinda a bummer it's what you inherited but it's going to a good cause. We did our kitchen last summer.

Hubby asked me if I had any gold l didn't wear, last week. I asked him when was the last time he had bought me any LOL I wish I did have some, though. We could be making a pretty penny off of it right now with the way gold is at the moment. I have a gold chain and some earrings but am not much of a jewelry person.

3mnkids1-I swear nothing gets me riled up faster than hearing my oldest say the same thing when I ask him to put away his laundry. He kinda goes "pfffft!" I then, through clenched teeth, remind him that I have washed, dried, hanged it up, or folded it so he better straighten up.

When the house is messy It makes me crazy. Even if its a piece of lint on the floor.
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I love you :laughing: It is SO good to know that I'm not the only one! If I've cleaned all day, the last thing I want to see is a piece of lint, piece of paper, or anything else that doesn't resemble the carpet on the floor!!

tiff-do what I do. Clean all day and make dinner. While everyone else is eating, get a nice, hot bath. After the bath, get into your favorite pajamas or comfortable yoga pants and pop open a cold one(or 6 :laughing:)

I like to drink a little while sweeping at night. So relaxing and sorta rewarding! Do not repeat more than 2 nights a week or you'll end up with a big a$$ :cheers:
 
I hate belly button lint. I hate hubby's belly button lint even worse!

After working out and running around all day, hubby came home to get a shower. Before the shower, we had a "session." During this, I'm wondering wth is that smell? Not a cheesy sac, not a dirty butt, but kinda like both. Anyways, I realize it is his belly button...and I had it on my finger from caressing his belly.

Grossed out yet? Well, hold down your cheerios til after I tell you this! The sweaty belly button stench was so disgusting it was unbelievable. But I had just had a really hot "session" with hubby. So I was torn. Do I keep smelling my finger because it was totally unbelievable that this hot man could produce an odor so foul? Do I keep smelling my finger to remind me that I just had some hot sex with this sexy man despite his stinky orifices?

I waited until he was out of the shower and asked him to smell my new "hand lotion." He chased me out the front door in his towel until he caught me and put me in a headlock. The neighbor's kid started crying cuz he thought hubby was beating me :laughing: We had to explain to the little guy that we were just playing :error:
 
completelyme said:
I hate belly button lint. I hate hubby's belly button lint even worse!

After working out and running around all day, hubby came home to get a shower. Before the shower, we had a "session." During this, I'm wondering wth is that smell? Not a cheesy sac, not a dirty butt, but kinda like both. Anyways, I realize it is his belly button...and I had it on my finger from caressing his belly.

Grossed out yet? Well, hold down your cheerios til after I tell you this! The sweaty belly button stench was so disgusting it was unbelievable. But I had just had a really hot "session" with hubby. So I was torn. Do I keep smelling my finger because it was totally unbelievable that this hot man could produce an odor so foul? Do I keep smelling my finger to remind me that I just had some hot sex with this sexy man despite his stinky orifices?

I waited until he was out of the shower and asked him to smell my new "hand lotion." He chased me out the front door in his towel until he caught me and put me in a headlock. The neighbor's kid started crying cuz he thought hubby was beating me :laughing: We had to explain to the little guy that we were just playing :error:
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ohhhhh gross. lol you are so funny
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:tongue2: You are gross and nasty... Wolfie, please send this sicko some chocolate, so she won't be sticking her fingers into anything else. :laughing:
 
:hiding: But, but, but Sticks! I am terrified thinking about how she might violate the chocolate. :cussing: I'd rather send some to you! :headbang:
 
inthesticks said:
:tongue2: You are gross and nasty... Wolfie, please send this sicko some chocolate, so she won't be sticking her fingers into anything else. :laughing:
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I'd rather be dead than red on that freakin' head :laughing:

* I bite my fingernails, and swallow them. As a kid, I would bite my toenails too...and then leave them in little piles on the floor.
* I like the smell of gasoline...like when fueling up the truck. I love to smell the fumes rising from the tank.
* I like eating peanut butter and Miracle Whip sandwiches...heavy on the Miracle Whip.
* I occassionally eat raw meat...little pieces when I am preparing burgers. And I love Steak Tartare.
* I used to love eating the Elmers Glue in school. And paste.
* I tasted my own urine once to see just what it tasted like. It tasted like it smelled...and was warm.
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Hey Lady!! I smelled belly button lint. You freakin' drank piss, you filthy animal! :laughing:


And Wolfie, make sure the chocolate has nuts :laughing:
 
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