Sweeps haiku's

darkislandcs

darkislandcs

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Just messing around. I could do these all day. IF you don't know what a haiku is, it's a 3 line poem. The first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7 and the last has 5. They don't have to rhyme. Please...add some more!

I can't win a Wii
though I try all the dang time
nintendo sweepstakes hates me


My dear RoboForm
My lazy butt loves you so
Info in one click

October is here
no big wins but Chocolate Sweepstakes & Giveaways
my butt grows bigger

Caffeine promotions
Why are you so difficult
and also stingy?

a house of crazies
man do I love the forums
makes for good reading

half a year later
K-Mart won't send me my prize
I WANT MY PRINGLES

crumbs on the keyboard
the first sign of addiction
eating while you sweep

the doorbell just rang!
the post man brings me bad news
no affy today

check the little box
I swear I'm over eighteen
now give me prizes

Didn't win today
enough to make me strangle
where is that darn cat?!

Mailbox stuffed again
coozies, tee shirts and coupons
love the little wins
 
I'll give it a shot

My gosh you have time
To sit here and do this thing
And I don't win bliss

This is all I got because it takes me time to think of anything :laughing:
 
darkislandcs said:
Just messing around. I could do these all day. IF you don't know what a haiku is, it's a 3 line poem. The first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7 and the last has 5. They don't have to rhyme. Please...add some more!

I can't win a Wii
though I try all the dang time
Nintendo hates me


My dear RoboForm
My lazy butt loves you so
Info in one click

October is here
no big wins but chocolate
my butt grows bigger

Caffeine promotions
Why are you so difficult
and also stingy?

a house of crazies
man do I love the forums
makes for good reading

half a year later
K-Mart won't send me my prize
I WANT MY PRINGLES

crumbs on the keyboard
the first sign of addiction
eating while you sweep

the doorbell just rang!
the post man brings me bad news
no affy today

check the little box
I swear I'm over eighteen
now give me prizes

Didn't win today
enough to make me strangle
where is that darn cat?!

Mailbox stuffed again
coozies, tee shirts and coupons
love the little wins
Click to expand...

those are really good. :cheers:


I cant think of any right now.. :scratch: will work on it though
 
The debate tonight
I hope they don't sound like turds
With their cheap false words


Smell my stinky fart
You are a bad little tart
Be still your cold heart

I want that TV
I pray to the sweeps Gods now
When I win it, bow

I like mine to rhyme :laughing:
 
Is today the day
that my lucky ship comes in
Just a raft today
 
Lot's of sweepstakes entries,
It is time for a fantastic win,
Let my name be picked!
 
The message of doom:
Sorry. You're not a winner.
Come back tomorrow.


Yes! Grand prize winner!
I'm going to Hawaii
I'll need new undies.


Sneaky sweep tactics
Being a night owl helps me
I sweep while you sleep

Waiting for e-mail
to confirm my prize winning
I sit patiently

Used my free gift card
to order loads of pizza
thank you m&m's

ate too much pizza
too uncomfy to do sweeps
i blame m&m's :laughing:
 
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