whats your favorite tshirt saying?

3mnkids1

3mnkids1

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Its warm weather time. woohoo! went thru my closets and got all the tshirts out. yeah! I can wear my fav again.

My anger mangement class piss** me off!.. :laughing: I love that tshirt. do you have a fav tshirt with a funny saying on it?

My daughters fav is

Why kill them with kindness when you can use an axe!..

My oldest boys

Im smiling because they havent found where I hid the bodies.

My husbands..

I like people! They taste like chicken. .... He gets the weirdest looks when he wears that shirt. :laughing:

as you can see we have kind of a warped sense of humor in this house. come on, whats your's.
 
I love these!!

My hubby has one that says "Get your tickets to the gun show" and has arrows pointing to his biceps. Old saying, I know, but I adore him in that shirt :love:

When he wears that one, I wear mine that says, "Golly Mister! That's a big d%$@ :laughing:


Hubby also has one that says "Blood Clots Taste Like Boogers" and for that one I wear mine that says, "Hi, I'm Bleeding"

Now, we don't wear them in front of the kiddos but we do wear them out to the bar or if we're going to a friend's house or something.

I have a couple more that I can't say on here. They're THAT bad :laughing:
 
completelyme said:
I love these!!

My hubby has one that says "Get your tickets to the gun show" and has arrows pointing to his biceps. Old saying, I know, but I adore him in that shirt :love:

When he wears that one, I wear mine that says, "Golly Mister! That's a big d%$@ :laughing:


Hubby also has one that says "Blood Clots Taste Like Boogers" and for that one I wear mine that says, "Hi, I'm Bleeding"

Now, we don't wear them in front of the kiddos but we do wear them out to the bar or if we're going to a friend's house or something.

I have a couple more that I can't say on here. They're THAT bad :laughing:
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omg! we really were separated at birth. :laughing:
 
"The voices in my head say they don't like you"

"Why the hell should I press 1 for English"

"Welcome to America, now speak English"

"I love my country, it's the government I'm afraid of"
 
LIDARKSIDE said:
"The voices in my head say they don't like you"

"Why the hell should I press 1 for English"

"Welcome to America, now speak English"

"I love my country, it's the government I'm afraid of"
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those are good ones. I saw one that I liked but didnt buy. it said..

Tattooed in places you'd like to lick. :laughing:
 
Great thread momma of 3, here's a few:

In America Anyone Can Be President That's One of the Risks You Take.

Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
 
I love so many Tshirt sayings, I use to have several.

My mom bought one for me last night (she left today :cry: ) that has 3 monkey's with weapons and it says "Be nice to me or I'll sic my ninja monkey's on you" I think it's cute.
 
My husband has shirt he got from Condom Kingdom. When I was very noticeably pregnant, he liked to wear that one when we were out together.

Personally, I like the one that looks like a concert t-shirt. The front announces Sherman's march through Georgia, and the back has tour dates and cities.
 
:cheers: Hubby's favorite t-shirt says:
Beer Police
You have the right to remain silent
while I drink your beer!

Then he wears his Beer Police cap. He gave all the guys in the neighborhood the same shirt and cap. When we all get together the guys all wear their shirts and caps.
 
:sunny: You may have noticed that some of the posts have been deleted. PLEASE do not post racial slurs of any kind on this site. Now let's play nice. :cheers:
 
I used a racial slur??? :scratch:

I thought gorgor and I were yanking each other's chain. I had no ill intentions and I didn't think he did either.
 
I just bought one the other day that said "Cocktails first, Questions later"

Another couple I've seen that I liked:

My parents said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I decided to be a B!&@#!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm a B!&@#!
 
pmeek said:
:sunny: You may have noticed that some of the posts have been deleted. PLEASE do not post racial slurs of any kind on this site. Now let's play nice. :cheers:
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I didn't use a racial slur. I'm Asian.

And the comment made by completelyme dind't bother me that much. I've heard it before but I've got the proof it's a fable! :cheers: :laughing:
 
While I missed the deleted comments, Pmeek was not the only one that took them in a slurrish way. Regardless of the fact they were innocent, they were not appropriate for the site. The comments have been removed, there are no hard feelings and it's time to go back to the business of having fun!

I believe we were talking about T-Shirt sayings. Continue!
 
Wolfie said:
While I missed the deleted comments, Pmeek was not the only one that took them in a slurrish way. Regardless of the fact they were innocent, they were not appropriate for the site. The comments have been removed, there are no hard feelings and it's time to go back to the business of having fun!

I believe we were talking about T-Shirt sayings. Continue!
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All we said was Chocolate Sweepstakes & Giveaways was evil..... :whistle:

:laughing: :laughing:



I saw a t-shirt once that had all the rules of chocolate.

I can't remember them but one was put chocolate on the top of the refrigerator. The calories will get scared and jump off. I'm shocked Wolfie doesn't own it! lol
 
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