whats your favorite tshirt saying?

gorgor said:
Wolfie said:
While I missed the deleted comments, Pmeek was not the only one that took them in a slurrish way. Regardless of the fact they were innocent, they were not appropriate for the site. The comments have been removed, there are no hard feelings and it's time to go back to the business of having fun!

I believe we were talking about T-Shirt sayings. Continue!
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All we said was Chocolate was evil..... :whistle:

:laughing: :laughing:



I saw a t-shirt once that had all the rules of chocolate.

I can't remember them but one was put chocolate on the top of the refrigerator. The calories will get scared and jump off. I'm shocked Wolfie doesn't own it! lol
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:nono: No Chocolate Sweepstakes & Giveaways for you! :fired: One does not hide chocolate on the top of the fridge! One must have special, climate controlled vaults for chocolate storage. Everyone, who is anyone, in the world of chocolate appreciation knows this! :headbang:

Now, you want to know chocolate rules, well, here they are:

1. Wolfie gets all things chocolate.

2. When in doubt, refer to rule number 1! :headbang:

Any questions? :laughing:
 
Wolfie said:
Now, you want to know chocolate rules, well, here they are:

1. Wolfie gets all things chocolate.

2. When in doubt, refer to rule number 1! :headbang:

Any questions? :laughing:
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hmm... you are begining to sound like my Mom.. isn't that the universal Mom rule.... Rule one: Mom knows all. Second rule: If in doubt, check the first rule??? :scratch:


I gave my Mom a shirt once that said "If Momma ain't happy, ain't noone happy"
 
:laughing: I say that to my dogs all the time. After all, they are the only kids I have. :scratch: Well, besides hubby, but that's a mother-in-law issue! :laughing:
 
Wolfie said:
:laughing: I say that to my dogs all the time. After all, they are the only kids I have. :scratch: Well, besides hubby, but that's a mother-in-law issue! :laughing:
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I have three kids and I'm a guy...

and I find myself saying EXACTLY what my Parents said to me.

It's sad that you finally realize you ARE your parents when you become a parent.

"If I have to come upstairs!!!!" augh. :laughing:

Ever see that woman that does "24 hours of a housewife" to Flight of the bumblebee. It fits a single dad too. lol

When David first met me, he'd laugh at me or say stuff like "I can't believe you say that"

Now I hear him yell stuff like "If you have nothing to do, I'll give you some chores" ROFL.

Dad or Mom, we become parents! lol
 
THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit; so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer; but if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
 
Oh for crying out loud! Don't turn this into yet another chocolate thread!!

Hey Wolfie! I only crave and eat chocolate about once a month....THAT time of the month. What kind of chocolate should I eat? :laughing:
 
completelyme said:
Hey Wolfie! I only crave and eat chocolate about once a month....THAT time of the month. What kind of chocolate should I eat? :laughing:
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That is when I have to have chocolate...just get in my way and you will lose an arm or eye!! I have been known to eat chocolate from the previous year if I can't find any new...year old Halloween Sweepstakes candy starts looking really good at 2am in the morning if you can't get out!!
 
Well, my roommate never wears his "communism, atheism, free love" T-shirt despite having an BA from there..."The University in Exile" one is cooler anyway....
 
completelyme said:
Oh for crying out loud! Don't turn this into yet another chocolate thread!!

Hey Wolfie! I only crave and eat chocolate about once a month....THAT time of the month. What kind of chocolate should I eat? :laughing:
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:nono: Go wash your mouth out with soap!

Rule 3. Any thread is subject to being hijacked into a chocolate thread. If you are not nice about it, your thread is subject to transfer to the chocolate forum! :headbang: :laughing:
 
My sis-in-law, who was very pregnant, was wearing a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing down and said "Under Construction"

My brother was wearing a t-shirt that said "General Contractor"........lol.....cute! :wave:
 
I also have a couple of t-shirts I wear to work.

"Needs Constant Supervision" and "Doesn't Play Well With Others" with a little stick bulldog on it. Both fit me well since I'm usually feisty and playful at work. I have fun......... :sunny:
 
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