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Why parents drink
>
> A boss wondered one day why one of his absent and most valued
>employees had not phoned in. Having an urgent problem with one of the
main
>computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted
with
>a child's whisper. " Hello ? "
>
> "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
>
> " Yes ," whispered the small voice.
>
> May I talk with him?"
>
> The child whispered, " No ."
>
> Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is
your
>Mommy there?" " Yes ."
>
>
>"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."
>
>
>Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
>asked, "Is anybody else there?"
>
>" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".
>
>
>Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked,
>"May I speak with the policeman?"
>
>
>" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.
>
>"Busy doing what?"
>
>
>" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered
answer.
>
>Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background
through the
>earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
>
>" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.
>
>"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
>Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a
>helicopter ."
>
>Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are
they
>searching for?"
>
>
>Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... "
ME ."
>
> A boss wondered one day why one of his absent and most valued
>employees had not phoned in. Having an urgent problem with one of the
main
>computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted
with
>a child's whisper. " Hello ? "
>
> "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
>
> " Yes ," whispered the small voice.
>
> May I talk with him?"
>
> The child whispered, " No ."
>
> Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is
your
>Mommy there?" " Yes ."
>
>
>"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."
>
>
>Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
>asked, "Is anybody else there?"
>
>" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".
>
>
>Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked,
>"May I speak with the policeman?"
>
>
>" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.
>
>"Busy doing what?"
>
>
>" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered
answer.
>
>Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background
through the
>earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
>
>" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.
>
>"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
>Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a
>helicopter ."
>
>Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are
they
>searching for?"
>
>
>Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... "
ME ."
