child trade board?

tharedhead said:
In case anybody new to the site is really lost,click "home" and scroll down to "trades" you will see "Child Boards: Wanted Trades"
Michael was making fun of the phrase "child board" which, in this case, just means subforum. I also know good treatments for toenail fungus... :laughing:
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Well, that finally answers my question. I don't trade. So, I've never went into that forum. It still seems to me like an odd term to use for a subforum. So, you can probably understand when the OP said "child trade board", I was like "huh?". :popcorn:
 
Does she do chores? :laughing: Wait, I might not be able to afford her if she is high maint. lol
 
miki said:
Does she do chores? :laughing: Wait, I might not be able to afford her if she is high maint. lol
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She's 5, does chores... taking all offers :whistle:

Well, not really, she's a good girl but why do little girls E-X-P-A-N-D at night. My boys sleep with me, they don't seem to get bigger.

She becomes 6'1" when she is in my bed. I SWEAR this happens! They get bigger in their sleep.. or they take up the whole bed.

That and she sleeps sideways. :laughing:

She's the only girl in a house of 4 boys (us men are always boys! lol). Spoiled? errr.. no not at all. Ok... so maybe a little. :love:

And just to clarify, there is a part of this board called "Child Boards: Wanted Trade" which is under the "Trade or Sell" section of this board.

It just struck me as humorous... then again.... anything at 4 in the morning might be considered humorous in a state of delirium called "lack of sleep." :laughing:

I wouldn't be willing to trade her... talk to me again when she starts dating. I might be willing to trade her or at least trade something or Valium if I need to keep her.

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LOL, I totally understand. I have a 6 year old who does this and she also believes (yes, actually believes!) she is a princess. She always winds up trying to kick one of us out of the bed when she climbs in.
 
LIDARKSIDE said:
tharedhead said:
Wacky, the sheep reference was an attempt at an injoke that was so far in it got impacted :laughing:My sense of humor often gets me in trouble :nono:
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I didn't take much notice of the "sheep" thing. I'm just at a total loss on this child trading thing! If someone was overheard talking like that up here, someone is bound to call the police.
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One must show respect to the resident wolves in the house! :laughing: :cheers:

As for the child trade issue, it is a new forum here. I believe Ping asked for it last time Ashlyn acted up. Maybe it was 3MN. One of them was in a tizzy over their preteen and Admin said enough! Admin is here for team SA and if swapping cranking teens helps keep his team happy then so be it! :crazytongue: One of SA's great new upgrades. I am hoping for a husband trade forum soon. I have my eyes on LIdarkside's! :laughing:

Seriously, I think it is a sfotware glitch. I will post this for Admin to see! :laughing:

Happy New Year you twisted sweepers! :laughing:
 
Well, there is a writers' strike going on.

LIDARKSIDE said:
...but we're not in the trading board. We're in chat about anything! I thought they were talking about some reality show or something, and I'm just out of the loop! With all these weird reality shows now like wife swapping, this sounded something like that! :error:
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miki said:
LOL, I totally understand. I have a 6 year old who does this and she also believes (yes, actually believes!) she is a princess. She always winds up trying to kick one of us out of the bed when she climbs in.
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Telling any girl she is not a princess will require therapy. Girls should be treated like one by their Daddies anyway. :cheers:

And Wolfie, being a very intelligent man, I will avoid making any comment about a "husband trading board"

I like my jewels right where they are.

Learned a long time ago about NOT arguing with women when they are in the "men are all scum" mode. Just sit and node and say NOTHING because you'll be wrong on everything. :laughing:
 
:crazytongue: You lads make me dizzy with laughter. ONE MOMENT its someone is renting OUT children to someone sleeping with SHEEP to PRINCESSS to trying to TRADE husbands. Sorry but me still doesnt get the simulation between trading & child boarding. I never seen anyone TRADE anything on the FACTS of LIFE TV SHOW. LOL I SHOULD BE ASLEEP for tonights dally at work you all keep me awake wondering whos saying what laughing next. :laughing: Waiting for the FOOD convo next to begin... :laughing:
 
LIDARKSIDE said:
Ha! You'll never make it through the crocodile-filled moat! Did I also mention that I get a backrub everyday without asking!! :crazytongue:
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:nono: Bragging is not nice. :cry: :cheers: to you and your wonderful husband! It is nice to see such a wonderful relationship when so many people are ugly to each other.

Gorgor, not all men are wrong, just mine! :laughing: I have two husbands. The one I married and the alien one I love. When real hubby is being a jerk and then he is all of a sudden the perfect husband, the change is so dramatic the only explanation is that real hubby was abducted and the aliens substituted for research or something! :laughing:
 
You guys lost me a long time ago when it switched to toenail fungus and princesses and husbands who give backrubs. :laughing: I say we combine it all in a story for children.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who went off looking for a husband. She traveled to far off lands searching for the man of her dreams but alas she could find no prince. One day she came to a bridge and under the bridge was an ugly troll. When the princess looked into the water she could see a handsome prince but when she looked to the other side of the bridge she saw that same ugly troll. She decided to ask the troll How can I find the man of my dreams? He replied, If you let me give you a backrub I will turn into a handsome prince. The thought of the troll frightened her but she was so exhausted she decided she would allow him to rub her aching back. Lo and behold when he stepped out from under the bridge she could not stand to even look upon his ugliness. He was beyond trollness his face was horrid and even his toes were infested with toenail fungus.
She turned and he gently massaged her shoulders and at that very moment she fell madly in love with him. She turned to kiss him and he instantly changed into a handsome prince. They went home to her kingdom of SA land and lived happily ever after. :love:

The End
 
cin said:
You guys lost me a long time ago when it switched to toenail fungus and princesses and husbands who give backrubs. :laughing: I say we combine it all in a story for children.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who went off looking for a husband. She traveled to far off lands searching for the man of her dreams but alas she could find no prince. One day she came to a bridge and under the bridge was an ugly troll. When the princess looked into the water she could see a handsome prince but when she looked to the other side of the bridge she saw that same ugly troll. She decided to ask the troll How can I find the man of my dreams? He replied, If you let me give you a backrub I will turn into a handsome prince. The thought of the troll frightened her but she was so exhausted she decided she would allow him to rub her aching back. Lo and behold when he stepped out from under the bridge she could not stand to even look upon his ugliness. He was beyond trollness his face was horrid and even his toes were infested with toenail fungus.
She turned and he gently massaged her shoulders and at that very moment she fell madly in love with him. She turned to kiss him and he instantly changed into a handsome prince. They went home to her kingdom of SA land and lived happily ever after. :love:

The End
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Did they have children and trade them in too?
 
Wolfie said:
When real hubby is being a jerk and then he is all of a sudden the perfect husband, the change is so dramatic the only explanation is that real hubby was abducted and the aliens substituted for research or something! :laughing:
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darn.. she found out our secret :cheers: :whistle:
 
LIDARKSIDE said:
cin said:
You guys lost me a long time ago when it switched to toenail fungus and princesses and husbands who give backrubs. :laughing: I say we combine it all in a story for children.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who went off looking for a husband. She traveled to far off lands searching for the man of her dreams but alas she could find no prince. One day she came to a bridge and under the bridge was an ugly troll. When the princess looked into the water she could see a handsome prince but when she looked to the other side of the bridge she saw that same ugly troll. She decided to ask the troll How can I find the man of my dreams? He replied, If you let me give you a backrub I will turn into a handsome prince. The thought of the troll frightened her but she was so exhausted she decided she would allow him to rub her aching back. Lo and behold when he stepped out from under the bridge she could not stand to even look upon his ugliness. He was beyond trollness his face was horrid and even his toes were infested with toenail fungus.
She turned and he gently massaged her shoulders and at that very moment she fell madly in love with him. She turned to kiss him and he instantly changed into a handsome prince. They went home to her kingdom of SA land and lived happily ever after. :love:

The End
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Did they have children and trade them in too?
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I'm sure as the story continues they had children. They didn't trade them in they sent them off to far off lands to find their mates. But feel free to add to the story. :)
 
Well, I got my backrub, got my box of Chocolate Sweepstakes & Giveaways, and my husband took our daughter and coupons and went off to three stores with my shopping list to pick up some things we need. I think I'll keep him!! :crazytongue:

You know, I think that troll would start looking mighty good to "Wolfie" if he had some chocolate to offer!! :laughing:
 
Hey Wolfie! Maybe, you can bribe the husband playing the German wench baring chocolate!! :cheers:

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sweepsadv said:
Renamed to "sub boards" . :)
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I hope you didn't take offense to it...

wasn't being mean..

just getting kicked out of my bed (a near nightly situation, mind you!) and found it deliriously funny. I was delirious, not really funny I guess :nono:
 
Don't worry ~ we have a good sense of humor around here :crazytongue:
 
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