You guys lost me a long time ago when it switched to toenail fungus and princesses and husbands who give backrubs. :laughing: I say we combine it all in a story for children.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who went off looking for a husband. She traveled to far off lands searching for the man of her dreams but alas she could find no prince. One day she came to a bridge and under the bridge was an ugly troll. When the princess looked into the water she could see a handsome prince but when she looked to the other side of the bridge she saw that same ugly troll. She decided to ask the troll How can I find the man of my dreams? He replied, If you let me give you a backrub I will turn into a handsome prince. The thought of the troll frightened her but she was so exhausted she decided she would allow him to rub her aching back. Lo and behold when he stepped out from under the bridge she could not stand to even look upon his ugliness. He was beyond trollness his face was horrid and even his toes were infested with toenail fungus.
She turned and he gently massaged her shoulders and at that very moment she fell madly in love with him. She turned to kiss him and he instantly changed into a handsome prince. They went home to her kingdom of SA land and lived happily ever after.
The End