Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

Oh you senile old goat. You must have forgotten the New Years Chocolate you ate last night! :laughing:
:scratch: :laughing: funny I would have remembered choco if I had any and ever since embargo I cannot recall :scratch:
 
Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

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I just had a great idea Queen Wolfie. I know that you have been looking for a worthy replacement for King Sticks, perhaps Ninja would fit that royal seat. Afterall, he doesn't eat too much chocolate and he is does make for some swell eye candy!!
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He looks like he could help with running the riff raff off, too!

After having given this some thought. Maybe we should give Ninja a test to see if he is worthy of becoming Wolfie's King!

So, Ninja, here if your test, if you think you are up to it!

Wolfie has a case of oranges and a case of chocolate what should she eat first?

What is Wolfie's favorite type of chocolate?

What do you do when ll1 whines for chocolate?

What would you do if you ever saw Sticks prowling the corridor of the chocolate palace?

Have you ever been to chocolate rehab?
 
Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

Wolfie has a case of oranges and a case of chocolate what should she eat first?
hmmmm chocolate
What is Wolfie's favorite type of chocolate?
I assume the expensive real kind
What do you do when ll1 whines for chocolate?
that is a tough one, :scratch: let him whine
What would you do if you ever saw Sticks prowling the corridor of the chocolate palace? :scratch: sticks hmmmm is that like firewood that you set on fire :whistle:

Have you ever been to chocolate rehab? :scratch: not sure why I would be in there so no :)
 
Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

:nono: Your not even worthy of eating chocolate let alone being the King of all Chocolate! :cry:

Everyone knows when you have chocolate and fruit that you melt the chocolate and dip the fruit in it! :headbang:

Wofie's favorite chocolate is a decadent Milk Chocolate.

One must always, and I mean always keep ll1 on chocolate embargo. The more he whines, the more you tease him with chocolate. The Chocolate Queendom is all about torturing ll1, Inthesticks and Ping1970!


Sticks is the former king and more of a pest than a relic like ll1! He is to be tazed upon site and locked in one of the torture dungeons, far away from the secret location of the Queen's chocolate vault!

Obviously, if you don't know why you belong in choco rehab, then you are not a chocoholic.

Let me guess, muscle boy, you had a yellow soybean cake with whipped icing for a birthday cake. :booty"
 
Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

:nono: Your not even worthy of eating chocolate let alone being the King of all Chocolate! :cry:

Everyone knows when you have chocolate and fruit that you melt the chocolate and dip the fruit in it! :headbang:

Wofie's favorite chocolate is a decadent Milk Chocolate.

One must always, and I mean always keep ll1 on chocolate embargo. The more he whines, the more you tease him with chocolate. The Chocolate Queendom is all about torturing ll1, Inthesticks and Ping1970!


Sticks is the former king and more of a pest than a relic like ll1! He is to be tazed upon site and locked in one of the torture dungeons, far away from the secret location of the Queen's chocolate vault!

Obviously, if you don't know why you belong in choco rehab, then you are not a chocoholic.

Let me guess, muscle boy, you had a yellow soybean cake with whipped icing for a birthday cake. :booty"
:popcorn: I am impressed, :scratch: how did you know about the yellow soybean cake and no whipped icing but that is pretty good :scratch: even pshycic :laughing:
 
Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

:nono: Your not even worthy of eating chocolate let alone being the King of all Chocolate! :cry:

Everyone knows when you have chocolate and fruit that you melt the chocolate and dip the fruit in it! :headbang:

Wofie's favorite chocolate is a decadent Milk Chocolate.

One must always, and I mean always keep ll1 on chocolate embargo. The more he whines, the more you tease him with chocolate. The Chocolate Queendom is all about torturing ll1, Inthesticks and Ping1970!


Sticks is the former king and more of a pest than a relic like ll1! He is to be tazed upon site and locked in one of the torture dungeons, far away from the secret location of the Queen's chocolate vault!

Obviously, if you don't know why you belong in choco rehab, then you are not a chocoholic.

Let me guess, muscle boy, you had a yellow soybean cake with whipped icing for a birthday cake. :booty"
:popcorn: I am impressed, :scratch: how did you know about the yellow soybean cake and no whipped icing but that is pretty good :scratch: even pshycic :laughing:

:scratch: Just a hunch!
 
Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

The rules about Chocolate and Wolfie are very simple.. simple enough for a guy :whistle:

She sees it, it's hers.

You see it, it's hers.

You touch her chocolate, she will beat you.

you touch YOUR chocolate, you will still get beat.


sound about right, Wolfie honey?? :whistle:
 
Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

The rules about Chocolate and Wolfie are very simple.. simple enough for a guy :whistle:

She sees it, it's hers.

You see it, it's hers.

You touch her chocolate, she will beat you.

you touch YOUR chocolate, you will still get beat.


sound about right, Wolfie honey?? :whistle:

:cheers: Looks like Gorgor has it all figured out! Way to go!
 
Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

The rules about Chocolate and Wolfie are very simple.. simple enough for a guy :whistle:

She sees it, it's hers.

You see it, it's hers.

You touch her chocolate, she will beat you.

you touch YOUR chocolate, you will still get beat.


sound about right, Wolfie honey?? :whistle:

Give that man a chocolate covered strawberry! :sunny:
 
Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

Give that man a chocolate covered strawberry! :sunny:

Or cover that man with chocolate.. it's all good :whistle:

Wolfie, I like chocolate. A little. slightly.

I got EIGHT boxes of chocolate from my family for Christmas.

Not that they think I'm some kind of chocolate fiend. No, no, no. Not me. :nono: :booty" :crazytongue: :laughing:
 
Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

I made the mistake of mentioning I like peppermint bark...Mom went and got a huge box of peppermint bark...Jeff showed up with a bag of peppermint bark...then UPS arrived, DH had ordered peppermint bark from Williams and Sonoma. I like peppermint bark, but I don't like it THAT much :laughing:
 
Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

I made the mistake of mentioning I like peppermint bark...Mom went and got a huge box of peppermint bark...Jeff showed up with a bag of peppermint bark...then UPS arrived, DH had ordered peppermint bark from Williams and Sonoma. I like peppermint bark, but I don't like it THAT much :laughing:
Well I like peppermint bark :laughing:
 
Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

Are people here still having Birthdays??? I thought that ritual had been banned??? :nono:


Oh, well, as long as we persist in such behavior:

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Re: Happy Birthday ۞ŇĬŇĴĂ۞

In order to have a birthday acknowledged by the masses, the honoree must first bribe the Queen with top quality, grade a+, creamy, milk chocolate! I highly recommend swiss colony's toffee as a bribe. It makes the Queen smile! :headbang: That said, since sticks bribed me with that last year, he can have a birthday this year! :cheers:
 
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