:nono: Your not even worthy of eating chocolate let alone being the King of all Chocolate!
Everyone knows when you have chocolate and fruit that you melt the chocolate and dip the fruit in it! :headbang:
Wofie's favorite chocolate is a decadent Milk Chocolate.
One must always, and I mean always keep ll1 on chocolate embargo. The more he whines, the more you tease him with chocolate. The Chocolate Queendom is all about torturing ll1, Inthesticks and Ping1970!
Sticks is the former king and more of a pest than a relic like ll1! He is to be tazed upon site and locked in one of the torture dungeons, far away from the secret location of the Queen's chocolate vault!
Obviously, if you don't know why you belong in choco rehab, then you are not a chocoholic.
Let me guess, muscle boy, you had a yellow soybean cake with whipped icing for a birthday cake. :booty"